roblowcop:

forafewjinglesmore:

professorfates:

roblowcop:

professorfates:

professorfates:

professorfates:

HE wrote this article.

Seriously though who objectively believes Skyrim is one of THE BEST games ever. Honestly.

not true! this article was written by my good friend, gaming journalist Snodd Flowerd!

Oh! I am so sorry! So sorry to have doubted your credentials Mr.. Flowerd sir!

That’s Todd Howard in disguise! Flowerd is a fraud!

officer Bodd Boward here, I can confirm that we’ve verified Mr. Flowerd’s credentials and he is legitimate. there’s no legal way he could be Bethesda game developer and creative mastermind Todd Howard! thank you

(via pocketcucco)

fartgallery:

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live
me: cool
agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh…
me: what
agent: ….
me: what do they do there

(Source: fartgallery, via the-matty-parade-deactivated201)

poodleslime:

*walks up to microphone*

adam sandler? more like anal sandwich.

*dead silence*

*im staring into the audience with a deadpan expression*

more like anal sandwich.

*more dead silence*

*someone is crying in the audience*

(via honestlyawesome)

ghettoinuyasha:

fckin:

I’m thinking about her

forbidden fruit

(via the-matty-parade-deactivated201)

plutoniarch:

crazyclowntime:

lntelligent:

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

This fuckin aged like milk

(via nyliramrae)

mydeddyalabama:

kevin rudolf: *releases let it rock ft lil wayne*

everyone in 2008:

(Source: beyoncesmiddlepart, via j-rizzolis)

jodiefoster:

thexfiles:

jodiefoster:

can’t relate 

To what

i just can’t relate 

(via j-rizzolis)